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10 Things You Might Do While High On Bath Salts
#1
..Saw this link elsewhere..

10 Things You Might Do While High On Bath Salts
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#2
Funny, total shite but funny
Harm reduction at its finest.
Dont trust anything i say on a Friday or a Saturday - wait until Monday
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#3
Shocked 
Realise that the royal family think you're all dumbass fools and trash?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPBbZ8q...detailpage
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#4
It's a party Gringo.
Harm reduction at its finest.
Dont trust anything i say on a Friday or a Saturday - wait until Monday
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#5
Watch it all, Drags..!
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#6
Well one thing you might do is use a party pack of cocktail umbrellas to........ Create an amazing array of decorative...um ...erm.....er.. ? lol, well you take drugs for many days, then during the wind down you seize upon a pack of cocktail umbrellas that just so happened to be lying around, then you unfurl them and decorate a fireplace that has a couple of hundred of MY books stacked around it, You do a fucking amazing job of this, tis a work of art no less. Then your flatmate comes home with a friend, aghast, and tells you "no one has ever seen anything like this before"

If not that, then I sometimes drink a cup of tea, if im not busy that is, lol.
All comprehension is temporary, understand nothing, try to understand everything.
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#7
True Razor...God knows the ill's a man could do on bath salts. But the big question is could bath salts be capable of making somebody actually watch a whole episode of the "X factor", that is the question?? .. ;-)
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#8
Not in my book, I am a destroyer of TVs, we are talking crossbow bolts and petrol bombs, and I’m not even joking, to date there have been no complaints. I have clocked some up though, np. I’m thinking of opening it up as a business in fact.
Step 1 I explain to you that your TV is in fact a cruel overlord that makes Ming the Mercyless look like a girl guide.
Step 2 Upon receipt of your fee, you step out of the house for a bit to... engage in a social or recreational function etc.
Step 3 I break in to your house and fuck your TV up with a vengeance.

The only joke in this thread is the fact that you think im joking.
All comprehension is temporary, understand nothing, try to understand everything.
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#9
You love your eastenders and corrie, Razor. I know. Notice i didn't mention Jeremy Kyle!!
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#10
I spent all night doing bloody origami once.

Did you read about the poor bloke a few months ago that got arrested for possession of crack, only for the police to discover that what he actually had in his hotel room was bath salts? I mean actual barh salts. Funny old world.
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